REVIEW: ThirtySix – Simon Campbell – CD Review

THIRTYSIX Simon CampbellThe album opens with the cracking “I Like It Like That” which hit me right between the ears with its instant impact. I don’t know if Simon will thank me for this or not – but having listened to this track dozens of times I can’t help but be reminded of the sound of U2 on their Rattle & Hum album. I think it is the chiming guitar riff that rings through the track. The guitar solo is excellent and when it finishes there is a wailing scream which again made me think of Bono. I love it.

“Preacher Of Love” continues the pace already set and the funky guitar riff draws the listen. The backing vocals are a delight and it is already clear at this early stage that the mix and production of the album is top notch. Christian Madden’s keyboard work already had me drooling.

“Hot as Hell” – the only track on the album where SImon hasn’t written the lyrics himself – has a distinctive blues feel. It’s good but didn’t stand out as much as the first two tracks for me.

“Misgivings” comes next and hate doing this but the whole feel of the song puts me in mind of the work of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker. The keyboards and the horns and the jazz-funk feel do that – however, Simon’s distinctive vocals give it a blues tinge and again the backing vocals are superb. And frankly, being a big Steely Dan fan, I do love this song.

Next up is “Still Got Time To Be My Babe” which opens with some sublime guitar and by now I am starting to wonder if Simon is deliberately teasing the listener into thinking “this is unique, and superb, but it reminds me so much of …” I think that this is one of the reasons that I have taken so long to get this review done. I have listened to the album dozens of times and wasn’t sure if I was going to be able to write what I thought without drawing constant comparisons. But then, I think is it really so bad for someone to say that the guitar on this track reminds me of Peter Green? Oh yes, and Steve Rowe’s bass work is outstanding throughout but is very much a feature on this track.

“Brother” comes next, another solid track. And as I listen, I am reading Simon’s website where it says “… it won’t be as loud as some of the CDs you buy: it’s not compressed into oblivion. It contains a lot of detail and spacial imaging …” The next track “As Beautiful As You” a short acoustic guitar instrumental is proof of this, it is absolutely superb.

“Give Me A Reason” continues to delight as the album progresses. The backing vocals again stand out as a superb counterpoint to Simon’s lead vocals. The instrumental work is outstanding but the lyrics are equally well crafted and musically arranged with obvious love and care.

“Island of Rust” another good track, something of a wall of sound though for me compared to the “detail” of most of the other songs. “Let It Roll” is more enjoyable for me, as it has more space and detail!

Next comes “Princess” opens in a punchy way matching the high expectation levels that the album has set thus far. The guitar solo midway through the song is borderline heavy rock (and for this listener that’s not a bad thing!). I’ve not seen Simon play live yet, but I can imagine this song being a favourite in a live set.

The album closer is “All I Have Left” opens with an acoustic guitar and Simon singing. This is after all billed as a solo album. The backing vocals don’t come in too early, but when they do they are measured and in perfect sympathy with the feel of the song. About half-way through the the ten minutes of the track it morphs into …

A hidden thirteenth track which starts with the words “Leave That Child Alone”. The song has a slightly disturbing feeling to it – which I am pretty sure is the artist’s intention. I have to admit that I am not a huge fan of hidden tracks, they tend to jolt me awake when I am listening to albums on my iPod in bed at night! I can’t criticise this track at all musically, it maintains the excellent standard of the whole album, but I would just have preferred the album to have ended at the end of “All I Have Left”. Of course, I could have completely misinterpreted this and it might be an integral part of the final song and if it does then who am I to question the artist eh?

Simon’s Website says “Well this is it, Simon’s first solo album in thirty six years of spanking the plank. It’s not blues, it’s not rock, it’s not folk; it is an eclectic mix that will take you on his very personal musical journey. Each song is written about real people, with real lives.” It also says “ThirtySix is an honest album and has many imperfections, but it is Simon Campbell, right now. We hope you enjoy it.”

Well I certainly did – I’d give it 9/10 and will make a point of getting to see Simon play live sooner rather than later.

Molly and Hollie write a book!

Earlier this week Hollie went around to her friend Molly’s house for a sleepover (this involves walking next door!! – but anyway). Molly and Hollie have started to write a book called …. Storm Hound (Awoooooo!)

I saw what lyes on the hye snowy cliffs and he became my friend. I named him Storm Hound.

The page is illustrated with a wolfie looking hound and his name in large text with lightning strikes crossing the “t” in Storm and on the “H” in hound.

Chapter two goes onto explain that he was named Storm Hound because every time he howled he made a storm (awwooooo). A Dark Lord is introduced in this chapter two showing the writers’ influences. There are screaming villagers having their houses set on fire by gorgons (including a Lord Gorgon, of course) who come from a place called Chill Chall (because it is cold there, Hollie explained). The gorgons steal the villagers’ lytheomiters – these are gizmos that let the owners know whether people are lying or not. But when they get back to Chill Chall (we’re in chapter three by now) the lytheomiters wouldn’t “unleash their secrets” because they only trusted their owners (that would be the screaming villagers!).

Hollie has taken over ownership of the book adding chapter three this morning and has given up writing for the day to play with Playdoh with Ethan for a while. However, she’s planning ahead, her next book is already titled “Eagle Eye”!

Oh to be that imaginative and amazing again eh?

Let’s write a song!

A couple of weeks ago Harold and Tracey were visiting and Hollie asked Tracey to help her write a song. What Hollie meant was I’ll dictate the song and you, Tracey, write it down. It has no melody as yet, but here are the lyrics so far:

Ashes blowing in the wind
I know something’s about to begin
Stormy seas and ashes are burning
And deep inside my heart is yearning

Spot the line added by the cheesy adults there at the end of the verse!

Anyway, Harold and Tracey had to go and Hollie took over the entire writing process:

Comidy and lickerish in a tub
Much and a duck in a rush
Silly poems and micksed up mush
Dilly dally songs to sing
I told you somthing was about to begin

I know I am biased but I love this – especially the “comidy and lickerish in a tub” line.

Everquest – a legacy!

Yesterday I visited my friends Tony & Grete – well to be honest, they more like my brother and sister really – we’ve had some adventures and experiences over the years that have built a bond that from my perspective can only be described as family.

Whenever we get together it is not unusual for us to get nostalgic and talk about the good old days. Yesterday were talking about the early days on IRC and I was trying to remember when I stopped using IRC and why. I remembered it was when I started playing Everquest (which I remember describing on more than one occasion as being like IRC but with other stuff to do at the same time).

We then had a good old natter about our Everquest lives and the political parallels between it and IRC. We laughed quite a lot.

So Everquest – a legacy? Why?

My Grand-daughter Hollie was born in 2003 and when she was about 18 months old, she used to sit on my knee while I was at the computer playing Everquest. When she started to talk, she would ask me “What’s that Grandad?” I would answer “A Goblin” or “An Orc” or “A Dragon” etc. She loved to help (not on Raids honest Tony!) and wanted to have a go herself. By the time she was 4 she was urging me to find Everquest-like games that she could play.

Now she’s 7 and she plays a game on her own called Wizard 101 and takes great delight in progressing in the game, in particular when her character gets a new pet.

A couple of weeks ago, she was playing and she shouted me “Grandad, come quick and look at my new pet it is about to hatch” – and she squealed with delight when her pet Cyborg hatched wielding a very nice looking hammer!

Her mum, my daughter Kim, looked sideways at me and said “I blame you for this Dad!!”

I can’t deny I am to blame.

Customer Service … or not (again)

I recently started a new job and my boss bought a nice new shiny computer for me use. Nice. He bought it from a well known retailer that has the word ‘world’ as part of its name. He bought it from the business centre in the store, in the expectation that this might result in a different level of customer service I suppose. This was less than 2 months ago.

This week the computer’s hard disk drive developed a S.M.A.R.T. status error causing Windows 7 to tell me repeatedly that I should backup my computer and its data and get the disk replaced. Upon rebooting the computer the BIOS issued a similar message. Now I didn’t panic, well not too much anyway. However, this does indicate that the disk will die at some point, when is anybody’s guess.

So, I backed up all of my data.

I called the manufacturer of the computer who refused to help in anyway because their policy is that the equipment warranty is managed by the retailer in the first year. I called the retailer’s help line. Their response was that they would arrange for the computer to be collected by a courier, taken to their repair centre and fixed and returned by the courier 7-14 days later.

SEVEN TO FOURTEEN DAYS!? Now if this was my home computer I would have been disappointed but I would understood it. But what the heck is the point of this particular retailer having a business centre if business customers get absolutely no different treatment when it comes to problems. In particular, small businesses like the one I work for. This PC has a reasonably high specification due to the kind of work that I do, there is no other computer in the company of similar capability. Apparently this retailer thinks that it is reasonable that I will not be able to do my job for two weeks.

Oh, yes I nearly forgot. The retailer was not prepared to swap out the whole system unit to get me up and running again quickly despite the computer being less than 2 months old. They did offer to swap it for a totally different computer charging an extra cost (the price difference). But that would have made the whole restore / rebuild process more awkward. So we have had to accept the two week repair turnaround option.

Fortunately for me (and for my boss) I have access to a reasonably specified laptop of my own that I am prepared to use for work in the interim. However, I suspect that my boss will not be using that particular retailer again for any computer related purchases.

Customer Support or Help Yourself?

At work adding a scanner to my computer, no drivers or documentation available, got it working but needed a bit of info!

10:40:19 : Connected to etalk.epson-europe.com

10:40:19 : Session ID: 1098083

10:40:19 : Simon Gledhill: Initial Question/Comment: I am using an Epson Perfection 3590 Photo scanner and it supports resolutions from 50dpi to 12800dpi. Can you please tell me what the maximum dpi is that I can use where the scanning is optical, that is, before “software” starts to be used to achieve to achieve the higher dpi levels.

10:40:24 : Thank you for connecting to Epson’s chat service.

10:40:24 : Customer Representative (was named but this is not personal, so name removed) has joined this session!

10:40:24 : Connected with Customer Representative. Your reference number for this chat session is nnnnnnn.

10:40:49 : Customer Representative: Thank you for contacting Epson’s UK Customer Interaction Centre. My name is Customer Representative

10:40:55 : Customer Representative: Hi Simon

10:42:14 :

10:45:49 : Customer Representative: This would be something you would have to try depending on the size of the image you are scanning

10:46:04 : Customer Representative: We will not be able to give you the exact figure

10:47:51 : Simon Gledhill: Hmmm, that doesn’t really make sense to be honest. Because I would expect the optical capability of the scanner to be fixed. But OK never mind, I’ll experiment to get the best results I can. Thanks.

10:48:19 : Customer Representative: You’re welcome

10:49:04 :

10:50:22 : Simon Gledhill: I have found it.

10:50:38 : Simon Gledhill: It is on the product sheet PDF for the scanner. :-)

10:51:03 : Simon Gledhill: The answer is 3200dpi

10:51:31 : Simon Gledhill: After that it uses “software” to gain higher dpi levels. Thank you.

10:52:29 : Customer Representative: You’re welcome and thank you for the information Simon

10:52:44 : Customer Representative: Is there anything else I may help with?

10:52:58 : Simon Gledhill: No that was all I needed to know – thanks :-)

10:53:19 : Customer Representative: Thank you for using EPSON e-Talk. If you require further assistance please reconnect to http://www.epson.co.uk/contact-us. Lines are open 9am to 5:30pm Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm Saturday, 10am to 5pm Sunday

Hmm, maybe I will just stick to Google eh?

It has been a good week.

It is nice to be able to report that things feel better. After a year of change and mixed emotions a new routine is beginning to establish itself. I’ve been in my new job for seven weeks now and I feel settled and am enjoying what I am doing. It is a world away from what I was doing previously but it suits me very well now I think. I really feel as though I am getting over the feeling of “Should I (try to) get back into corporate IT” and that I had made a massive mistake in deciding to take the opportunity to part company with IBM when I did.

I’ve had a busy week this week. Strangely, having a day job routine seems to make it easier to get stuff done outside of work. Makes it easier to prioritise what I am going to use my spare time for. Monday, we picked up Marie’s new car. Tuesday, I had a very productive meeting with my Nottingham Blues Society friends. Wednesday, I got some church work done – mainly finance stuff. Thursday, I had a meeting with Revd. Mandy – she has a strange knack of getting me to articulate things that no-one else can! I think she gets help from a higher power you know ;-) Friday, was a day off from the day job (every other Friday is) and I saw Georgia in the morning for the last meeting in the Bipolar Disorder research programme that I have been a part of for two years now. Later the same morning, I saw a Lorraine, a friend that I would not have had if it had not been for the very same research programme. Somewhere in there I did some banking for church. In the afternoon, I went to the hospital for my annual CPAP check-up – no problems there. Today, I spent most of the day with my friend Joe working on a promo video for his book. Tomorrow, it is church in the morning and then rest!

I find it so weird that I have the capacity again for all of this stuff. I honestly think that the new job has re-energised me and I thank God for his part in that.

Report Card

As my grandchildren recently ended their school year, well Hollie and Bethany did anyhow both with excellent report cards. Ethan continues to develop and his conversational skills are getting very good and he has a fantastic sense of humour. I decided it would be a good time to look back at the first half of 2011 and write my own report card.

I think it can be summed up as “must try harder” and “must be more consistent”. I am not going to bore you with the details but I am glad to have those 6 months behind me in many ways and I am looking forward to a more positive second half of the year. Things are looking up on the work front – as in, I actually have some work! My health could be better but I am getting the proper care and treatment that I need. I need to get my weight-loss head back in gear, i’ve lost weight since January but not as much as I could have done. I am looking forward to starting my next course of study in September “Journeying Deeper in Faith”. Oh yes, and I am NOT going to overcommit myself to every activity under the sun going on at church, which became part of the problem earlier this year.

The highlight of the first half of the year was getting to spend some time with John and Bradley going to numerous Rush concerts. Dublin was an adventure with the ferry crossings from Liverpool. Glasgow was fun as always with the heavy drinkers! Sheffield and Birmingham are a bit of a blur to be honest, but the trip to the O2 in London was another memorable adventure. Good times.

My life is a lot different to what it was a year ago when I left IBM. The change has taken more adjusting to than I thought that it would. I’ve learnt a lot about myself in the past year and it is now up to me to put that learning into practice!

Screaming Idiots

I just received this!

From: Lloyds TSB notifier@lloydstsv.com
Subject: Check on hold.
Date: 11 June 2011 14:10:20 GMT+01:00
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Dear Customer,


You Have One New Message



You have a new message in online banking.


Subject: Check on hold.


You have receive a check with a possible error in writing,
for more security verify before you cashing the check the data. 


Please click on the following link to to view a copy of the check.
 2352387g7336 

If we do not hear from you within the ntoext 3 working days, we will assume that you no longer require this payment.

Well then, how many times do you have to prove your idiocy?

1) LloydsTSB – do they really send out emails from a domain name called lloydstsv.com
2) Being a UK bank, do they really spell CHEQUE in the US english manner?
3) Check, check, check, check – CHEQUE dammit!
4) Hear from me in the what now? NTOEXT?

I think not IDIOTS!!